Rainbow Tears

再见， see, if we care

2009-06-17T21:50:00.002+08:00

http://kathyrainbow.blogspot.com/

突然

2009-06-15T21:11:00.003+08:00

很不错的
我很喜欢的散文

突然 by 雨

貪婪滿足了
喧鬧安靜了
分離相聚了
虛幻現實了

懵懂明瞭了
謊言誠實了
茂盛荒蕪了
移動恆靜了

失眠熟睡了
吶喊啞怯了
憤怒平靜了
聆聽傾訴了

慌亂心安了
感性理性了
敏感麻木了
叛逆木訥了

集中恍惚了

拒絕接受了
任性乖巧了
固執改變了
要求不要了

童言童语 part 3

2009-06-13T23:17:00.002+08:00

话说
今早我在班准备上课的资料

Calvin 很早就近班了

“Cikgu Kathy, 早安。”

oh
依然背对着他

“Cikgu Kathy, 你绑头发啊？
好可爱 ”

。。。。。
转身看着他
无奈地笑了

原来被一个七岁的男生称赞
是真的很爽 xD

desperate for rest

2009-06-10T22:05:00.003+08:00

每天工作 9 小时，都算了。想到回家还要赶下一场补习，真的是要命！今天放工终于很开心地和 Sim 说：“ 我今晚终于可以休息了。。”

不能怪我总是酱早睡。。因为我没有夜睡的权利。好想7月快点到来，至少我还可以休息 5 天准备开学了。。

T_____T

2009-06-09T08:50:00.001+08:00

够了喔~

2009-06-07T15:23:00.007+08:00

and this also 1 of the reason why do I addict to facebook so much..
I damm love this series!!
hopefully you will understand and enjoy laughing like me HAHAHAHA

writer : ah yang
hero & heroin : ah yang & rain
kalefe : ah yang da jie & her bf, dunno wat name
from : facebook note
series : 够了喔~

just click on the link for detail xD

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够了喔~
我敲你门，你在睡觉，
外加一句：“不要吵我，我要睡觉！”

当你开门，就对我说：“煮饭给我吃！！”

赢 LIAO 咯你！

XD

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雨
每个星期天“你”都来表演一下

ok

又是你赢liao

住我隔壁的，支持一下，谢谢

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够了喔~ (part 2)
隔壁的：“煮饭哇。。。”
我：“噢，煮杂菜”
隔壁的：“不要，煮ah ma煎蛋！！”
我：“噢，煮杂菜 + ah ma煎蛋咯~”

~四十分钟后~

我：“下来帮我洗盘一下~~”
隔壁的：“做么要？”
我：“ 。。。” OS：“我才要讲做么要我洗 =.=”
（隔壁的还是有洗啦~~）

饭后，切好西瓜送到房间

我：“呐，切好给你吃的”
隔壁的：“我吃一个，你可以走liao”
我：“ 。。。”

你又赢liao lo你~

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够了喔~ (part 3)
通话中* （我打给隔壁的）

隔壁的：“hello?”

我：“你在哪里?”
隔壁的：“家啦！”

我：“你在做么？”
隔壁的：“我不舒服。。 T_T ”

我：“噢。。。” (who cares)
我：“做么没有online叻？？”
隔壁的：“我要休息。。”

我：“(ignore watever she said)
我send trade request给你liao , 跟你trade tomato，你不是要lemon？
我有，给你，通通给你啦！！”
(those who have play Restaurant City will know it =] )

隔壁的：“har?你打给我就是因为要这个？？？！！！”
我：“啊，byebye~”

*嘟。。。。。。。* (hang up)

隔壁的：“。。。。”

FINALLY, 这次我赢liao！！！！ xD

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够了喔~ (part 4)
*由于家里隔音不好，所以家里人常常隔墙聊天。。。。

临睡前,对隔壁的说话。。

我：“喂~”
隔壁的：“”
（没听见？）

我：“喂~！”
隔壁的：“”
（还是没听见？？）

我：“喂！！！！！！！！！！”
隔壁的：“har?”
(KANASAI, 这样才听到）

我：“我要睡liao, good night~”
隔壁的：“”
（又没反应？？！！玩也啊？）

我：“我要睡LIAO, GOOD NIGHT!!!!”
隔壁的：“噢”

闭上眼睛。。。。*RING* (电话响??）
check 一下。。。
WTH??!!!对面的打电话给我？？！！！

我：“做么?”
对面的：“我听到liao, good night~~”

我：“ceh , 又不是跟你讲的！”
对面的：“你喊那么大声全家都听liao啦！！”

我：“ =.= ”

这次对面的赢LIAO。。。。

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够了喔~ (Part 5)

回想起小时候。。。原来。。。
我们在那个时候。。。
已经开始“够了喔”series~

故事回到我小学六年级，隔壁的Form1, 对面的Form3
那时我一个人睡，隔壁的和对面的同房
在我隔壁~

事情发生在晚上，正准备睡觉时。。。

对面的：“阿痒！！！！”（我的外号）
我：“？？？？”

跑到她们房间，开门。。。

我：“做么？叫我叫到这么大声，有老鼠 hia ？？？”
对面的：“帮我关灯谢谢，我要睡觉 liao”
隔壁的：“zzZZZzzz" （KANASAI ,她喊我这么大声，你还可以睡。。。）

我：“叫我来就是为了帮你关灯？？！！不会自己关啊？？

！！”
对面的：“懒惰起来啦！”
隔壁的：“zzZZZzzz"

我：“。。。”（把灯关了，关上门，默默走回房间）
对面的：“谢谢！！”（还在喊）
隔壁的：“zzZZZzzz" （还是没被吵醒）

你们俩个赢liao !!!!
原来，我从小就一直输。。。 *sob*

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够了喔~ (Part 6)
几天前。。。

我和隔壁的：“快点一起玩Restaurant City 哇。。
很好玩的，这样我们就可以拿到新的Ingredients liao！”

对面的和路人甲：“ceh , 小孩子玩的游戏，理你都傻 ~~”

几天后。。。
对面的：“你们两个谁有Pork？我要Pork！！！”
路人甲：“我要Lamb！！！”

我：“没有没有没有，什么都没有，不要烦我！！！”
隔壁的：“走开”

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够了喔~ (Part 7)
场地：我房间

鸡汤位置：我书桌上

对面的：坐在我床上
隔壁的：躲在我床上的被子里
我：书桌

对面的：“喝鸡汤哇，拿给你喝的eh!”
隔壁的：“很远。。。阿痒拿给我哇~~”
（懒惰死，我书桌离床只有两步）
我：“不要！！”

3 seconds later....

我:“呐，鸡汤” （还是拿给她了。。。）
隔壁的：“^_^"

我很没用。。。T.T

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够了喔~ (Part 8)

Chat Box on facebook

我在uni做report,on着facebook.. ..
隔壁的上网看到我所以。。。

隔壁的：y u online?
隔壁的：my room clean liao eh have u seen? XD
我：*No Response* (busy on report)

隔壁的：and i used ur skype to talk to my fren last time
隔壁的：and i also talked to kathy XD
隔壁的：and nobody eats drunken noodles
隔壁的：3 days in fridge @@!!
隔壁的：and why dont u reply me
隔壁的：and i havent seen u for long time liao eh *(i got home late and go out early in the morning)*
隔壁的：and TAMADE u reply me!!!
我：*Still not responding*

隔壁的：k la nice talk with u
隔壁的：bye bye

OS : 我都没有 hiu 你 nice talk ur head 啦！！

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ha.. ha.. ha.....

scream~

2009-06-06T22:35:00.002+08:00

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

back from Sunway Lagoon
tired of screaming
tired my heart
my body
but I'm happy xD

late

2009-06-05T21:30:00.005+08:00

late to work
late to sleep
late to eat
because of this

well..
I just addict to it deeply xD

so funny haha

2009-05-31T22:47:00.002+08:00

This is what people speak in HK now ..

正宗潮洲菜 …
客人：'伙計 , 有咩好介紹呀?!'
伙計：〝食老鼠拼盤啦，有老鼠蛋、老鼠腸、老鼠豬耳，但冇老鼠鵝〞.............(滷水拼盤 )

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桑拿入面 …
骨妹 :[sen 山, 你蝕唔蝕飯？ ] ..............(先生你食唔食飯)
男客人:[??........]
骨妹 :[sen 山 , 射個精嗎 ?] .............( 先生, 寫個 drink嗎 ?)
男客人:[err.......] ( 面都紅晒)
骨妹 :[sen 山 , 要唔要做雀仔按摩呀？按完仲可以除…] ................( 腳低按摩 …… 鎚 ……)

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深圳麥當勞 …
港客：〝唔該一個豬柳漢堡。 '
店員：〝要蛋呀。〞
港客：〝唔要蛋喇唔該！〞
店員好勞氣：〝你要蛋呀！〞
港客開始勞氣：〝我唔要蛋喇，我淨係要豬柳漢堡咋！〞
店員更勞氣：〝要蛋一蛋呀，要蛋十分鐘呀 …… 〞

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入境處 …
遊客： '要睇新款證定畜牲證呀 ?' ...............( 身份證定出生證 ?)

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巴士站…
遊客：〝sen 山，唔該，請問你有冇生痔瘡呀？ .............(有冇散紙唱 )

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街道上 …
遊客 : [請問侏儒村係邊 ?] ..............(G2000)

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數碼通 …
遊客 : [呢個管睇到雷電嗎? ]
售貨員 : [唔怕 , 好安全的…]
遊客 : [無雷電顯示功能嗎 ?!].......................... (來電顯示)
售貨員 :[手機唔駛用避雷針的]
遊客 :[咁我部手機可唔可以出煙先 ? ].................... (trade in)

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豐澤電器 …
A遊客：〝請問呢部電視機有冇電視框呀？〞.................(Discount)
售貨員：〝當然有啦。〞
A 遊客：〝咁電視框幾多錢呀？ '
售貨員： ' 唔好意思要成架買，冇得要個電視框 !'

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B 遊客：' 請問忍忍支係ben？另外呢度有冇死守間？〞
....................﹝影印機、洗手間﹞

*************************************************************************************************************髮型屋 …
髮型師： [小姐想點剪呀 ?]
小姐： [師父，同我剪得神似 D !]
髮型師：[己經好神似嫁喇 ]
小姐： [唔係神似，係要有神似 ! !] ....................(要有層次 )
髮型師：[小姐想做 D咩顏色呀 ?]
小姐：[ 我想做森林色! ] ...............(深藍色 )
髮型師： [森林 ?? ]
小姐： [係呀 ~]

老师唔易做

2009-05-25T19:24:00.017+08:00

“ 李伟杰你一个人留下
其他统统给我进班！！ ”

“ 我根本不想教你
你可以出去！ ”

“ 不想做随便你
反正我是不会管你的！ ”

“ 整个班是只有你一个有问题
不想学你可以出去没关系！ ”

今天我真的火大了
从来没遇过像他这么没礼貌的学生

“ eh 别理这个老师
她傻的 ”

“ 睬你都傻 ”

“ bluek! 傻老师 ”

“ 我就是要玩你 ”

“ 我们不要进班！ ”

多得这个臭小子，
本来你一个不进班我一点都不在乎，
结果你竟然教唆别的同学陪你！
我发火了！！

“ 李伟杰你一个人留下
其他统统给我进班！！ ”

其它小瓜根本是以他为首的
被我凶了一下
统统都死死地走进班
最后那个臭小子才不甘不愿进班
好在激将法是有用的

进班后还要想办法让他参与

果然他都不要写
我管你啊！

我还是不断在全班面前损他

“ 来我们一起读，
看看谁不会读的？ ”

结果全部都读了 xD

好在，最后他还是参与了

果然，邪不能胜正！！

这个臭小子才 9 岁
输给你我就真的太失败了！
由于太令我生气了，
完全没有想拍他的欲望！！

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我最喜欢的

“ 你不要拍我！！”

“ 干嘛？ ”

（随你拍去。。）

我喜欢他不是没理由的

不需要强迫的
自动自发做功课

明明我的功课是不重要的
但他还是做了

别人都去玩电脑了
他一个人还是坚持做下去
做不完还是拿回家继续

结果隔天交给我的时候。。

我超感动的 xD

果然
负责任的男人是最帅的！！

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童言童语 part 2

2009-05-23T15:02:00.003+08:00

话说，今早教了 3 堂课
终于可以放学了

"bye~~"
开心地跟每一个人说

结果临走前
就听到一个小瓜跟另一个小瓜说
“你知不知道kathy老师的车？”

结果另外那个小瓜 lan 醒地说
“我知道！！

那个烂烂的！”

我。。哭笑不得

连那个在 office 不睬我的婷婷都出来帮我关门

我问她
“你都觉得好好笑？”

“不然我都不会走出来啦！
这个就是他们对你的车的印像
hahahaha...!!”

另外那个小瓜

well..
虽然我的 kelisa 烂烂的
我依然爱它咯。。

只是没有酱 handsome 而已。。

刚开始都蛮 cutie 的说
给那个笨 motor 撞下
笨树压下
没有酱 cute了 aih..

泼妇

2009-05-20T20:33:00.003+08:00

我自问都很乖。当阿妈和老师要打我时，我从未犹豫过，都是乖乖地拿出手。哭也只有静静地流眼泪。为什么？？！！我不过叫你们进班，你就给我顶上顶下的！那个大便脸，我真的想一巴一巴过去给你！道德都读去屎桶了是吗？！

你问我，为什么我越变越凶？我想的吗？本来，我低声下气。接触了真正的魔鬼，我慢慢变成泼妇。

胖到我不想承认

2009-05-19T22:23:00.007+08:00

“ei, 你知不知道自己很胖？还吃？”

“你说，你是胖还是瘦？”

“古耀晟，你胖了！”

最近我老是批评那群孩子们
死不肯承认。。其实是我胖了

一群女生拍照
我一定是最胖那个 T_T

2 年前

ah Kun 你越来越瘦
我越来越肥

你们胖是可爱
我。。
我。。

我很肥。。。 -->O<--

童言童语

2009-05-14T22:45:00.004+08:00

我问你：“鼻子是什么？”

你：“huh?”

“鼻子是什么？” 我提高了音调

你：“I don't know Mandarin..”

我坏心眼的，用藤变插了插你的鼻子
：“鼻子是什么？”
这么明显的提示，你该懂了吧？？

可是你却大喊：“ ahh.. pain!!! ”

好像要应证你的话般，
我忍着笑，再次插了插你的鼻子。。大力一点点的
“ pain meh? ”

果然你又喊了
那把稚音。。让我开怀大笑

（邪恶老师和 6 岁的 Praveen，华语课）

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“如果你不会做怎么办？”

你说 :“ 问朋友。”

“朋友不会呢？”

“问老师。”

“老师不会呢？”

你却毫无犹豫地回答：“怎么可能。”

哈。。也许在孩子的世界中，老师是万能的
像神一般，无所不知
所以，我不会告诉你。。
其实你问我的问题，
我不会做。

（死爱脸老师和 9 岁的凯俊，功课班）

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我捏了捏你的脸
：“你觉得你胖吗？”

“不会。” 很自信的

“不然？你觉得你很可爱？”

“嗯。。很多人都这么说。”

“ huh? ”

“老师们都爱捏我的脸。。” 无辜的说
所以你很喜欢自己胖胖的脸？
是挺可爱的。。

天。。我的手在干嘛？
paisey.. 把持不住

( 发姣老师和 9 岁的何浩正，功课班）

学会喜欢

2009-05-14T19:22:00.004+08:00

你不需要明白
只需要接受

数学的过程中
往往都会看到新的 theory
和无法解算的 equation
就和自己说

不必明白只要接受

工作上我很累
家长的考试的学生的
我都必须一一承担

今天看到了一张张天真的脸孔
和那些惨不忍睹的字
肮肮脏脏的书
我都慢慢地过滤了
不再厌恶

开始学会喜欢

我想睡

2009-05-13T22:02:00.003+08:00

老板，我想睡

妈，我不想工作

亲爱的，你的字写美一点
好不好？

呕。。

怎么放假比上课还累

生日快乐

2009-05-04T01:03:00.006+08:00

back from pangkor

2009-04-30T00:21:00.005+08:00

噩梦

2009-04-22T21:22:00.014+08:00

在沙发念书的结果

话说
今天睡了三小时的午觉
真的很爽

可是
却看到了类似这样的东西

看到了
空白的都出现了很多很多的
BBBBBB

真的是
让我有种欲哭无泪的感觉
有必要酱差吗？

我想
我是真的太压力了

最近让我心情转好的照片
一起分享吧

大气层

露水

紫蝶

世上最美的植物

真的很美
很难形容
反正看了真的让我开心多了

星期六要考英文写作
虽然说是 30 MCQ
可是还是觉得怪怪的
lecturer 有酱顺摊吗？
说不定就用这30题把我们全部KO了

还有三天
就结束了

pangkor
*兴奋着 XD*

sunway lagoon
*XDDDDD*

猪头！！！

2009-04-19T22:40:00.007+08:00

你不是一早就预测了吗？
不是说只要及格就好了吗？
不是说可以毕业就好了吗？
不是说无所谓吗？

那现在
你伤心个屁啊！
王八蛋
猪头炳
猪肠粉
笨蛋

你还在乎什么？
是你选择放弃的
不是吗？
你后悔个劲？
可以拿 B 你都偷笑了
first test 才拿 30 %
你还期待什么？
4.0 吗？
发梦啦你！

如果当初
我不放弃
我坚持到底
今天
结局会不会不一样？
可惜。。
现实是不容许人后悔的

郑家宜。。
去撞墙吧你！
再加几巴掌！！
再把头敲桌子几下！
后悔有鬼用啊？！

珊。。
我会吸取这次的教训
下次考试前一定请教你 T.T

幸福點名の问卷

2009-04-15T15:20:00.006+08:00

被点名の问卷
幸福點點名遊戲規則：
回答下列問題並貼到自己的部落格,
寫完後自己多加一個問題,
然後傳給十個人

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1.我的大名：郑家宜
2.我的生日：03-05-1988
3.誰傳給你的: bitch ying, shyan，祈鸿
4.你的外号 : 没有吧
5.生日想要得到什麼禮物：没有特别想要的，想要的我自己买了
6.近期開心的事 : 某某人和我说晚安
7.近期壓力大的是：考试。不要紧，快结束了
8.未來想做什麼：最成功的老师
10.有沒有喜歡的人：一片空白
11.同學會要回去找老師嗎：被礼俊 ban 了
12.跟誰出去最幸福：有人陪都很幸福了。。都是一个人的
13.如果你的兩個好友吵架了：当听众
14.跟情人出去最想去哪：无所谓
15.聖誕節要做啥：无所谓
16.最想跟誰過聖誕節：有人约都偷笑了
17.有沒有起床氣：很臭
18.有幾個兄弟姐妹：很多
19.最喜歡的一首歌(女生的) : 彩虹眼泪
20.最喜歡的一首歌(男生的)：。。男生的声线比较差
21.喜歡什麼顏色：无所谓
22.上廁所會不會先沖水：通常都会
23.愛不愛我：三个都爱
24.喜歡男生還是女生：都喜欢
25.最想大聲說什麼: 给我 4.0 好吗
26.半夜敢不敢自己上廁所：看我舍得起来吗
27.上廁所會不會脫褲褲：废话
28.誰很欠打：那些故意找我麻烦的人
29.現在很迷什麼：很多
30.睡相很差：没看过
31.現在的時間：1534
32.是否痛恨傳給你點卷的人：好朋友，哪来的恨
33.體重多少：53 kg 吧
34.今天天氣：普通
35.你懷孕了嗎：期待着
36. 你若中樂透最想做什麼？：给阿爸阿妈
37.大學生一定要玩的活動：没兴趣

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1. San San
2. Ginny
3. Bear Bear
4. Khey
5. SKY
6. Yoong Shin
7. Phik Yin
8. Hoy Yan
9. Siew Yen
10. Serene

01-【４號認識６號嗎】：认识
02-【１０號是男還是女】：女
03-【８號的興趣是】：blog? haha
04-【１號有沒有兄弟姐妹】：有2个姐姐
05-【７號姓氏】：Liew
06-【１０號人緣好嗎】：好。。呱
07-【４號有人追嗎】：多到。。整天放错电
08-【承上２號呢】：有吧。but not available already
09-【６號喜歡的顏色是】：黑呱
10-【３號和１０號是朋友嗎】：都不认识
11-【８號的生日是】：erm.. 应该是 april
12-【５號讀哪呢】：TARC
13-【你怎麼認識１０號的】：马场
14-【你跟１號的生日差幾個月】：5 月和 12 月
15-【你和９號有出去玩過嗎】：喝茶咯
16-【你喜歡和２號聊天嗎】：很少
17-【你喜歡和３號在一起嗎】：没有一起过 =="
18-【你覺得７號人怎樣】：可爱
19-【你覺得９號人怎麼樣】：厉害
20-【你愛５號嗎】：爱。。一见钟情呢

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1.是誰傳給你這份問卷的： bitch ying
2.你們認識多久呢：严格来说是 4 month
3.你覺得他(她)對你來說很重要嗎: 如果在 fb 看不到她很不习惯
4.你與他(她)的關係是：皇上和奴婢吧
5.請問他(她)的興趣是：自拍
6.你覺得他(她)的個性如何：没得顶
7.他(她)在你心目中是幾分：我没资格给分数

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1.是誰傳給你這份問卷的： Shyan
2.你們認識多久呢：严格来说是 4 month
3.你覺得他(她)對你來說很重要嗎：都飞了，还能说什么
4.你與他(她)的關係是：朋友
5.請問他(她)的興趣是：on-line
6.你覺得他(她)的個性如何：糟糕
7.他(她)在你心目中是幾分：。。。免了

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1.是誰傳給你這份問卷的：陈祈鸿
2.你們認識多久呢：valentine 到现在。。
3.你覺得他(她)對你來說很重要嗎：erm
4.你與他(她)的關係是：网友
5.請問他(她)的興趣是：on-line game
6.你覺得他(她)的個性如何：赞！
7.他(她)在你心目中是幾分：可以拿 A 就是了

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＊睡覺前第一件事：虚虚
＊起床前第一件事：虚虚
＊你的偶像是：没有
＊你喜歡的季節：我有得选么？
＊你打工過嗎：有
＊打工次數：太多了
＊你想去的國家：无所谓
＊你討厭什麼樣的個性:　唯我独尊
＊你會抽菸嗎：臭死了
＊你會喝酒嗎：不会
＊你常哭嗎: 很少
＊你常笑嗎：那是一定的
＊你喜歡去哪兒玩：有人带我去玩都很好了
＊去玩時喜歡一個人去嗎：不
＊是假日時你都睡到幾點：睡到我甘厌起床
＊今天的天氣是（晴雨陰）：晴
＊朋友和情人你會選擇：两个都要
＊機會和命運你會選擇：不懂
＊你很自戀嗎：人要先自爱才会有人爱吧
＊你有穿過耳洞嗎 : 有。
＊這問卷多不多：你说呢？
＊要怎樣才能讓自己過的好一點：音乐
＊喜歡吃冰嗎：喜欢
＊最在乎哪幾個朋友：有本事让我流泪的
＊房間裡最重要的東西是什麼 : 都重要
＊最常夢到什麼：shyan, sharon, bb hung, hao, boon， keat.. 莫名其妙
＊男人精神出軌要不要原諒他：可以原谅
＊你認為人生的意義是什麼：让自己快乐
＊爱情和友情，你比较重视什么？：都重视
＊你觉得我怎样：很够朋友
＊你是个很有信心的人吗?：那是一定要的
＊最深刻的回忆：想不起
＊你会当第三者吗? : 很难说
＊最不能接受的是：被人命令。。被人控制

垂死挣扎-ing

2009-04-14T01:45:00.003+08:00

no matter how sad I'm
when I read through..
again and again..
I feel lose
lost
tired
I also couldn't give up..
but at least now I feel better already
just do my best
whether get A or not..
nevermind la..
although I really desperate for it T__T
I want 4.0 ah..

I got 20/30 for my probability test 2
I thought I already accept this fact
but now I still feel very beh song
because I feel that I can answer the question de
how come??
too bad I didn't get back my test paper
don't know who took my paper ==
grrr

aih aih..
all the best for tomorrow paper

tonight so cold so cold..
I really wish that I can read more..
memorize more..
but my eyes tired..
kar yee..
ask yourself..
did you do your best..?
No.. I didn't..
I just don't want give myself too much pressure
study should feel happy de..
right..

吐

2009-04-11T15:38:00.002+08:00

我不想做了
可不可以

我真的好想好想吐
太多我不明白的
满满的除了红色还是红色
除了抄答案
我都不会做

不做了
可以吗

放弃了
可不可以啊

不可以。。。 T.T

我想吐。。。
我想哭。。。

树风叶子

2009-04-09T20:37:00.009+08:00

很久以前
曾经很很喜欢一个男孩

那时候
那个男孩是这么对我说的

叶子被风吹走
不是风不要它
叶子掉下了
不代表树不珍惜它

反正那个男孩要表达的意思是
不是不在乎

你呀
就是太会钻牛角尖了

无论是你要离开
还是他不挽留
最重要的
是开心
不是吗？

如果留下让你痛苦
那根本不需要他的挽留
你就该随风而去

如果离开会让你后悔
那又何必？

今天看了你的部落格又让我感触很深
哈哈
就在这边顺便反映下 =P

final exam

2009-04-06T20:43:00.012+08:00

well
just had my final paper today
Agriculture and Man
( Pertanian dan Manusia )

lily : "kathy what are you doing? copy faster lar "
me : " 我要把你们的恶行公诸于世"

lily :" don't play lar kathy.. 快快抄啦 "

my paper
perfect

pass it safely
I'm sure I can get A for this subject

should take my lecturer photo also
he just standing at front do his own thing
don't know reading mat dong dong over there
but I'm sure he know what's going on in the class

our first day lecture
he told us
" don't know what's the use of this course.."

finally
whole class 出猫 in the final paper
hmm yea
our first test also like that lol

this week is my last week lecture already yoohoo~~
then 2 weeks final
25th set me free!!!

26th go Pangkor
happy yea XD

speechless Math

2009-03-29T22:22:00.009+08:00

When at School we always wondered
why teachers always seemed so mad?

Check out these

Mathematics geniuses

as a Math student
and who wanna be a future Math teachers
I really speechless when I see this
and really admire to those students
like this also can??
HAHAHAHAHA

I really laugh til beh tahan

happy birthday dear Nicol

2009-03-28T00:58:00.013+08:00

kinda like wedding cake
so so nice!

so seductive lol

she just like this kind of photo
poor Hao

I just know this girl for 10 mins
then can hug already kekeke
she so pretty!!
muaks~

Reached Nicol house at 11.15pm haha
really give face
when I reach only saw bb Hung and Hao there
funny..
bb Hung reading news paper,
Hao looking at television but kinda like retarded?
lol lol lol

that's why..
how they have fun without me?? XD
Boon ffk so bad! grr

I don't know why become like this..
I blog our story already but my words lost
perhaps I edit wrongly..
whatever..
I no mood type again..
you just read our photos story ba..

fail again..

2009-03-26T19:05:00.003+08:00

I FAIL MY UNI PAPER AGAIN

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I am sure I'm not good in university course at all
this is the second time I fail in my uni course

when I got back my paper today
ENTREPRENEURSHIP!
30!
I keep guessing
what is the full mark?
50 yea?
but I have to accept the fact
it is 100!!
so..
I got 30%
laugh laugh laugh hahahaha

I should know I'll get this result already
I did study
but
1 day only
then go sit for test already

5 essay questions
I only answer 3 questions
better than my expetation
I already give up before I enter the hall

before I enter the exam hall
I asked San
how many percent this paper weight?
she told me 20% only

"so.. If I hang up blank paper,
I'll not fail also?"

"hmm.. you will not fail de,
just can't get A only.."

I don't need A
I want pass can already
can graduate can already

this is my concept since I enter university
but..
when I know I fail..
I still feel down
hopefully my course work and assignment can help

San got 66%
Sim also got 51%
I think I'm the lowest in class hahahaha

I hate uni course!
I HATEEEE T.T

I try to read again and again
but it really can't go in my mind
what can I do????

last sem also like this
I study like hell
but the end I got B- for my HUBUNGAN ETNIK
Tamadun Islam got B
hahahahaha..
San study last min also can get A
hahahaha..
can't envy so much

grrr
this B- and B+ pulled down my CGPA

why should I study all this >.<

this sem..
I dare not to think at all
I just wish that I can pass this course
if not..
I've to retake next sem
definitely will hit my head to wall!
bless me please..

I'm back XD

2009-03-21T20:45:00.003+08:00

wahaha I'm back lolz

for you

don get cheated by my face expression
it is not delicious at all

I just realized that
I left my tupperwear in the bus!!!
arghhhh
my water bottle T.T
乐极生悲

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2009-03-21T05:57:00.003+08:00

I guess you should be fooling me..
what the fish??
you know I'm going take lot photos today
you pop out????
stupid pimples zzz
ouchh so pain T__T

PAHANG
I'M COMING WAHAHAHA

cute yer

2009-03-15T23:02:00.011+08:00

I'm back! Haha.. Just had dinner with my auntie uncle. Well this is my first try in paragraph posting. I don't think I'm good in it still. Huhuhu just wanna show off my photos only~~ It had been 3 years I didn't meet with my cousins already.. Miss them so much yer

my biao mei Kelly
16 years old
so pretty

Kelly's sister Elaine
and her son
yea she is my biao mei too
same age with me
but her son already 3 years old
jealous yer..

Elaine's son
very naughty
and hot temper
yell at me just now
because I want take away his milk bottle haha

why you guys keep want take my photos..

yea he is so good in posting already
use to camera haha

hello hello?
posting again him
haha..
another hiperactive boy
but when you take a camera front of him
he will quiet suddenly..
and start posting
haha

bye dear Kelissa

2009-03-13T23:19:00.007+08:00

yea finally mommy is back XD
although is a tiring day for me again..
but. . . . . .

on the way back
mommy asked me
"can you drive my car?"

har?
o yea..
I just remember that
mommy couldn't take heavy thing again
and her car, is without power stearing de..

"okla, don't worry.. I can"

I told her confidently
but the fact is I can't believe myself also
why?
her car give me horror memory..
ewwww
first, the stearing really heavy
compare than my dear Kelissa
some more wider and bigger than my dear Kelissa also

too bad have to say sayonara to my love
try to fall in love to my new darling Isywara

so what's the fishy things I did with my darling?

1. Couldn'd find the petrol's switch at petrol station.
- My mom really gou li.. The petrol almost empty when she passed her car to me. When I reach petrol station.. Walao ehh.. How to open the the petrol's tank? Yea finally I found it, after turn a few round around my darling at petrol station ==

2. Half brake
- You can't blame me this.. Usually I pull my dear's brake in this height what? Who know for my darling it just half brake only.. So? Reverse.. Because I'm stopping at a hill that time. Luckily the car behind keep a distance with me.. If not.. mampus la saya

3. Hon
- My dear's hon got a button de. But my darling don't have.. Then? I press wrongly.. on my way stop in front of traffic light. Luckily.. No one hon me back haha

4. Middle of road
- My dear Kelissa is so cute and small. So I never worry when I drive on the road. But my darling.. Err.. It is wider. It is difficult for me to estimate its breadth.. So for safe I just drive on middle of road XD then.. hon by other car lo.. what else??

so far..
today I'm safe
hahaha..
well I guess I'll be better and better
my mom told me this car cc is higher?
so.. I can speed faster? hohoho

I like to see people drive
because.. I couldn't drive well
that's why I always feel that
those who are able to drive so COOL and MAN!!
atleast..
I really take long time..
only can drive on road

ok habis cerita

today Kam Kam told me that next Saturday Nicol will follow us go Pahang also
happy yea XD
yea after 8 years can go a trip with her again
going for her birthday party soon
hahaha you can't go =P
jealous le??
wahahaha..
will show off more photos to you soon wakakaka
sleep early la you..
everyday 3am sleep.. ==
bad to health

shall I

2009-03-05T23:05:00.008+08:00

shall I tell you
how much I love you

shall I tell you
how much I care you

shall I tell you
how much I need you in my life

shall I tell you
how much I desperate for the chance
take care the rest of your life

shall I tell you
how much I wish
can bring you home soon

I know
the bed is not comfortable

I know
the food is not nice

I know
you miss home

shall I tell you
I miss you too..

yesterday was a tiring day for me..
I reached home at 12am
broke my record
first time my phone so silent
yea..
mommy didn't call or message me
she don't know..

so many things I wish to tell her
but I didn't
I just listen to whatever she told me

sorry mom..
I couldn't tell you
I did badly in my Physic paper
just because of my phone vibrated in the middle of exam
couldn't concentrate in my test anymore
pass up immediately after I done the last question and ran out from the class

when I saw was is my bro called
my heart heavier and heavier
luckily..
"pack some food for me.."

I'm glad to hear from you
I'm happy you told me you can back home soon
I'm happy..
I see you

ewww..
I'm hungry
gastric again..
sleep can help?

lately Shyan something wrong huh?
he greet good night before sleep lolz
just like what I'll did last time
hahahaha..
thanks la..
feel warm actually
remember continue greeting yea

hmmm yea
I'm a blissful girl
without you all I don't know how could I hang on
I'm fully charged now XD
thankiu thankiu~

all the best

2009-03-03T23:29:00.003+08:00

如果有一天你想哭给我打电话
我未必能让你笑但我可以陪你一起哭

如果有一天你想逃别怕给我打电话
我未必能让你停止但我可以陪你一起跑

如果有一天你不想再听给我打电话
我保证我也会在那里也承诺将保持安静

但是有一天如果你打电话没有回复
快速来见我或许我需要你

1700
wish you all the best

2030
wish me all the best

stay together

green mood

2009-02-27T00:21:00.006+08:00

I love this view so much..

yea yea I'm blue blue blue
but now I'm green green green
happy mood?
lolz

just finish do my Advanced Calculus assignment lor
consider do revision a bit also right?
haven't start my Physic revision lol
tomorrow ya?
that's why I decide next Tuesday skip class already
don't put big hope also
since I can only score 60% for my Physic test 1
can't I just do Math only....??
atleast I can score better XD

fall asleep on my desk again..
nice nap
all nice song from radio
feel so relaxing that time..

"why don't go room sleep?"

I heard mommy talked to me..

I just shake my head
continue my nap..

"exam again?"

"ya.. next week.."

"then you don't need send me go hospital la.."

what?
I almost wake that time
I just say no
no matter what she say
I just can't believe on CKH
this unresponsible guy
who know he will just throw my mommy alone in the hospital
more funny is
he ask me
: "do you need my gf help you take care mommy?"

funny!
mommy is mine
why should I ask her help?
some more I don't think that she will willing to help also

I know mommy worry me..
don't worry la..
believe me that I still can manage my time for study
so far I never disappointed you in study right?

zzz..
why this fellar disturb me again..
beh tahan
you force me wan..
block you!!
can't you see I already put busy?
everyday disturb me you not bored?
don't know what for
go find another on-line relationship la
geli betul..
so frustated
stop kissing me please

raining again..
nice to sleep..
good night Kar Yee
tomorrow must be happy also yea.. =)

will be ok..

2009-02-24T18:47:00.003+08:00

what a sad news again
ah Boon told me his grandma had just pass away
I knew that her situation is quite serious already
but I still put a hope that his grandma will be ok
but..

he fall sick already
I guess is because of this
although he denied it

I couldn't find any word to comfort him
maybe he don't need also
time will heal everything ya?
I hope so..

I try to make myself talk more and more
just don't want to think that next Wednesday
mommy going to have her operation
and I'm going to have my Physic test 2 also..

maybe I'm quite silly..
I just wish that this will be the last operation
then my mommy will totally cure..
I really don't want mommy experience what ah pa had before

ah pa already did 3 operations
now he tell me he going have another again..
instead of feeling distressed
I more feel like want kill the doctor
why operation non-stop????
how many time you want dissect my ah pa huh?

sigh..
I know not the doctor's fault also
I just wish that this will be the last time..
how many time ah pa can bear it?
I feel hurt
when he told me..
he going to have another operation in a relaxed tone
mommy also..
don't you know that I saw the tears in your eyes?

Jun said my blog look sorrow
what can I do..
I'm blogging in a moody mood..
how can I type something happier?
I just need someone to talk to..
blog you will listen to me right?

I still believe
everything will be ok..

appreciate

2009-02-19T20:07:00.007+08:00

sorry everyone
have been emo this few day
guess I need alone
to think what should I do
not purposely no reply..
forgive me yea?

don't worry darling
I'll be able to handle it
believe me?

mommy fly already
she went to Singapore
will be back this Sunday

I still believe
everything will be ok
should be ok!
mommy is tough
just like I do..

soon test 2 coming
on the day mommy's operation
ah pa's operation also..

no matter how
I'll force myself focus on it
believe me mommy
I'll show you my best result
on the end of semester
just like what I usually did
girl wouldn't disappointed you
I'm not tired really..
I can make it
I'll always with you

trying to make myself happy everyday
mommy said
I might get it also
yeah..
I know
since both of you get this decease
the probability I get sure higher also
and my brothers..

who care?!
life don't need too long
as long as meaningful enough..
I just want the chance take care both of you now
give me please

mommy ask me go check
hahahahahahaha
I just give myself all excuses
I'm busy
no time la dear
I'm healthy
you also healthy..

I just can't stop myself yell at her
for what you work so hard?
is't your boss much important than your health?
mommy promise me..
she will stop work
thanks mommy..
I'll take care you
believe me
girl will work hard

study hard
work hard
take care of everyone I care

appreciate all my time
my love

stay with me

2009-02-17T14:43:00.002+08:00

cancer again..
are you kidding with me??
man I really hate it..
I hate it!!

you think you can leave me at this time?
you don't ever have this thinking I tell you!!
I hate it..
I hate..

I always feel that mommy is much healthier than ah pa
I never worry about it
mommy is always tough in my mind
so I believe you
you can make it..
sorry I'm selfish..
I just wanna stay with you forever
and ah pa..
I just a selfish daughter
don't ever want you two leave me..
mommy..
I really afraid to think
I just wish everything will be ok..
I don't mind lose my world
lose everything
I just want the chance
stay with me
stay with me
stay with me

4th of Mac
mommy's operation
mommy..
I don't ask
whether serious or not
because I know you wouldn't tell me
girl will pretend everything is ok
I'll still go my class everyday
eat healthy
teach happily
and smile to you
like everyday we do

everything will be ok
I believe that
you wouldn't leave me
right
I believe
I believe
I really really believe
you still my healthy mommy

大便论

2009-02-05T19:09:00.005+08:00

“ 如果有一天我想吃大便
我要你陪我吃
如果你不要
我就和你分手
你陪不陪？ ”

这么恶心
又可爱得很
绝对不是我说的
哈

ah Sim 问她的老公说
结果她老公蛮聪明地回答

“ 一定不会！
因为我太了解你
你一定不会去吃！！ ”

巧妙地回答

我问她

“ 那你会不会为他吃大便？ ”

她说

“ 看情况如果他有生命危险应该会 ”

“ 那我呢？ ”

我问她

。。。。
沉默了一会儿
“ 要看分量多少 ”

哇
超感动！

我根本不敢想
恶心到。。
喜欢到可以为他吃大便
厉害

我就和她说

“爱你爱到连你的大便
我都可以大口大口的吃下去？”

结果我们都笑到乱

ah Sim 真得很好笑
会无端端叫我

“kathy...."

结果却和我说一些

没有 point 的东西

我炸倒她够够力
就是没事找东西来讲
姐姐
明天考试了耶
你还会找时间娱乐我哦

结果今天上课的时候
我很专心地去听课
虽然 lecturer 讲的东西
和她一样
no point

可是她又叫我了

"kathy..."

我在想她要讲什么？

“你又要跟我讲没有point的东西？”

finally..

她和我说。。。。。

黄色笑话

还是第一次
她讲笑话给我听
谢谢
哈哈

我们都太无聊

no meat=no healthy?

2009-01-18T16:41:00.007+08:00

today I taught Wei Qi Science
funny..

she just saw a picture of drumstick
big reaction
"wahh.. I love eat drumstick so much!...
..do you like to eat?"
she asked me

......
"no, I don't eat meat.."
I thought want tell her eat vege is better..

manatao..

"yer.. you don't eat meat
no healthy!!
you wouldn't grow!!"

......
yeah..
that's the theory I taught her scientificly
meat help us grow

but
another thing I feel more gek dao is..

when she told me in the way
like my mommy told me long time ago

“不可以偏食！！！”

gou li.. =.=""

okok..
I promised her
I'll eat meat
lolz..

teacher vs student

2009-01-16T15:27:00.019+08:00

ah Sim always tell me this

"day be a student
night be a teacher"

to descibe my day and night perfectly..
lol

when I'm a teacher

good teaching method?
year 2 English

"Cikgu Kathy!!!"
she always so excited when see me XD
maybe I take care of her once when she fall sick
fall in love to me wahaha

my drawing
still in kindergarden level
I think so

year 1 BM

I love his eyebrows
not like me
small eyes ==

Kam Kam said she very gebo?

malay girl
pretty yer

your spec even thicker than mine -.-""

when I'm a student

so difficult for me find my lecture place
when I reach..
change place huh!!
have to find again..
sweat -.-lllll

lazy to sms Sim
so I just mms her
clever le hehe

taken when I was driving in my campus
in my car
1 hand hold stearing
1 hand hold handphone
don't learn me haha
careful when driving!!

between,
I love this view
less car
more tree

rushing for my Physic tutorial
eat and think together
my engine almost burst that time

have to off my lap top for concentrate
forgive me if I always put away
studying meh~~
on-line because sometime sharing file with other =x

waiting for my life become
day be a daughter
night become a mommy

yeah..
I want a baby!!!
haha
envy lorr
see people's child so cute
when my turn..?
lol...

i'll bring you home soon..

2009-01-04T22:36:00.004+08:00

since I've so many loyal reader now
so I have to blog everyday?
like reporting already... =S

today topic again my ah pa kakaka
what to do
I love him infinitely

of cause his situation become better now
please and please
don't happen again
my heart cannot support anymore

I still remember
when ah pa tried to hold his tears in his eyes
I know he just don't want cry in front of me..
ah pa..
you will be ok

today ah pa can eat already
he ask me dapao fish ball kuey teow
kon lou sommo worr

I told him
"lu tak payah fikir!!"

then I pack mihun soup for him only
fish also tak mao bagi him makan
eat bit bit first ok?

finally ah pa can eat my pear
nice pear lehh
RM5 for 3 only
ah pa say very sweet and nice hehe
but ah pa cannot eat more
so I eat the rest for him
very full~~~

stay with ah pa until 4.30pm
ah pa like sleepy already
I take 1 more blanket for him since hospital is very cold
ah pa sleep like a baby
I put blanket for him
just like he did this to me so many time before

when I reached home really feel sleepy
play awhile lap top is already 6pm
but I worried no one bring food for ah pa
who know Aunt Fong will ffk??
I call him again

ah pa complaint..
"doctor don't let me go home.."
I tried to comfort him,
"be patient ok, sure you can back home soon,
tell me anytime, I'll bring you home.."

ah pa become happier already =)
I wish that ah pa can be healthy always..
hopefully tomorrow I can pick ah pa back already
nevermind
I can ponteng class again wakakaka.. XD

你听见我了吗？

2009-01-02T15:29:00.003+08:00

刚刚去医院看爸爸了
明明知道不是很严重
可是看到他的时候
我还是不能控制我自己

爸爸好憔悴
手上好多管子
他不能动
想说话，却没力气
他在忍耐
我知道
他很虚弱地问我
“吃饱了吗？”

我哭了
好气
真的。。
我很想知道是怎么了
爸爸说医生要他今晚开刀
爸爸不肯
他很怕
比我还要怕
因为这是他第四次的手术了
我很想安抚他
可是我竟然说不出话来

我逃了
爸爸会难过的我知道
对不起

我去找医生
很想知道到底现在是什么情况
爸爸却叫弟弟阻止我
为什么？
怕我知道更多吗？？

爸爸怪自己
：“爸爸真没用，本来想带你们跑街的。。”
好啊，，那你赶快出院！
出院了，你就要陪我吃素
不准再吃肉了！

芷瑄来了
爸爸笑了
他和她说：“公公生病了。”
芷瑄竟然也哭了
我很心酸
为什么当全世界在开心地放烟花
为什么爸爸就要在这忍受着肠绞的痛苦？

后来医生来了
他说也许不必动手术
还需要观察
可以的话他们也不想开刀
我问他：“风险大吗？”
一半一半
都是模棱两可的答案

可是我还是努力的安抚爸爸
我知道他还是在胡思乱想
我又何尝不是
动了手术
不见得不会再发作

上帝
你听见我了吗？
别再让他痛苦了好吗？

my wish.....

2009-01-01T23:31:00.007+08:00

I don't believe in god
but if god really can hear my wish
I'll believe to whoever
whoever..
can make my dream come true

I wish my ah pa wouldn't leave me forever
I'm not selfish
atleast let me take care of him for more than 20 years
like he take care of me so long

today I was out with Bern and Calvin
sorry I keep show you two my shit face
I'm so sorry
I was trying to enjoy too
since it had been long time we didn't meet
forgive me
my heart was crying that time

on my way coming
I received a call from my brother
who I hate so much
but
what he told me make me so shocked..
I don't know how to reply at all
I tried call my ah pa
for so many time
it fail!!
I feel want scream!!!

I was scared..
I call everyone..
Aunt Fong..
Yan gogo..
even my mom..
I hope there are someone tell me how is my ah pa

I sms him..
please call back
it was quite ashame
I cried in the bus
I dunno where is him..
I dunno where to look for him??

how could this happen?
yesterday night you still sms me..
wish me happy new year..
at 11pm I remember..
why today you are in hospital??
I can't accept this
I can't accept why you don't tell me at all..

so much I hope will hear a connect tone from my phone
but it keep fail..
you off your phone?
or..
I dare not to think further..

I just can't control my voice when talking to mommy
I can't lost you
I can't..
everyone is so happy today
but why you need to suffer like hell in the hospital?

first time I feel thankful to brother
he told me you are ok
I know you are trying to comfort me from the phone
but I know you are so pain..

you told me before..
you stii worry of me
so everytime you enter the wad you also fight with death
can you please fight for me again?
I still can't take care of myself now
please don't leave me..
I pray to the god..
my only wish..

PLEASE LET CHEANG PENG NAM
BE WITH
CHEANG KAR YEE FOREVER

喜欢就要争取！！

2008-12-31T23:33:00.007+08:00

SKY 没让我失望
还是约我去倒数了

（结果 11pm 我就投降了
本来是想给那两个笨蛋一个机会
谁知道
Teik Teik 没有好好把握
猪到！！）

没有去mamak档
去了人山人海的 Connaught Pasar Malam
谢谢 Teik Teik
成了第一个带我去的人
想去很久了
都没机会
有够挤的~~！

我不是粗线条的人
隐隐觉得自己是多余的
那两个笨蛋明明都有感觉
不知道在拗什么？？

Teik Teik..
喜欢就去追！
想那么多干嘛？
你想到来
她已经跑了

哈哈
恋爱的季节吗？
有情人终成眷属 ohhhh
酱明年的情人节又多了一对佳偶了
加油啦~~

看似很委屈
其实甜到心理
Teik Teik 请的雪花冰

Teik Teik
很好咯
肯带我去
虽然最后成了电灯泡
后悔到半死

两人超登对吧？？
Teik!!
go ahead!!!!

最后
happy new year~~ XD

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ponteng

2008-12-30T18:36:00.009+08:00

yeah
I ponteng today wahaha

today is my first day of 2nd sem
I skip class wohoho~~
not because I lazy larr
because my license expired
dare not drive la

ngam ngam take back from driving centre
o ya
finally I say bye bye to P license
*clap clap clap!!! XD

today only 1 hour class
nevermind larr
but feel a bit down..
so fast waste my ponteng credit liao
so in future I can't ponteng that much already
Sim naughty lorr
ponteng with me?
gou yi qi!!

so happy hear that you want take Physic with me this sem
happy~~

so ponteng what I did?
I go pakto with my ah pa XD
like ah Kun always say..
yea larr
no guy ma
my ah pa is the only guy who always date me hahaha

me handsome daddy
30years ago larr

Leisure Mall bridge
full with CNY feel liao

dunno why he always smile like so mian qiang
use to tease me a lot
say i fat like a pig!!

finally I bought this!!!
only RM30 wakaka

today I wake earlier than yesterday =)
11.30am
omg
why still so late!!
my ah pa call me for few time
but I pretend I'm just dreaming..
I can't hear you~~

finally..
wake by my phone.. -.-
a parent call me
cham
have to pretend like awake and talk to her
few time also like that
tidur so happy then wake by some parent
zzzz
then?
ban cheng seng lor
should off phone next time when I sleep~~!

bad girl bad habit

2008-12-29T18:53:00.011+08:00

lately I use to sleep so EARLYYYYY
today I sleep at 4am
my mommy ask..
why sleep so earlyYYYyy

first time I wake at 1.30pm
I can't believe that!!!
omg..
when I wake up I thought is only 11am
as usual I wake at this time
who know
when I on my lap top and see the clock at the bottom
I almost FAINT
how could I wake at this time??
almost like a pig!!

when I was Form 6
I very good girl
sleep at 11.30pm
now?
from 12am
then 1am..
2am..
3am..
finally 4 am huh?

Sheng Hao asked me what's the stupid thing I did?
I told him..
write blog lorr
he addict to game
I addict to blog huh?
*faint

nolah..
I did something else also de
play with June June hehe
chat with Ykit?

funny lor I also dunno why keep gebo about he and his girl
most funny is when he tell me
"I also dunno why I tell you all this.."
haha mean you good boy tell everything I ask hehe

back to topic
my target tonight
must sleep at 12pm!! hohoho~~

third day I become vegetarian
I'm still maintaining
wouldn't disappoint Bear de~
believe me XD

my mommy cook again..
smell nice but sure I wouldn't eat haha
Boon Boon remind me
Keat Keat's birthday is coming
this Saturday..
and he told me Keat Keat wanna have a buffet
ask me don't need bring food go worr

omg.. suddenlly I realize
what am I going eat that day huh??
wonder Keat Keat got prepare food for vegetarian also?

I think..
I only can eat
fried mihun..
fried rice
that day..
sobz..

Keat Keat
cute?
8 years ago
uncle look + fat

after 8 years.........

I can't believe this
when I saw this photo in his friendster
become jia lat handsome

too bad he no more cute now
like to act cool always

he trying to act sexy
successful huh?

eating look
just like Hins
my idol haha

guess where I got all this photo?
of cause go curi myself larr
in facebook
I think he wouldn't see this wakaka
if not I wan dan sure
promote a bit
he still SINGLE
I think so?

心情不好的时候

2008-12-29T00:59:00.006+08:00

When I feel moody..
I'll laugh when I see all these
thanks to all the friends who send me all the funny mails
lets have a look
and remember..
LAUGH!!! XD

教孩子的绝招

有一天小新問爸爸:
「爸，【生氣】、憤怒】、【抓狂】以及【哭笑不得】有什麼不同 ?

爸爸說:
「我做個實驗給你看，就容易懂了。」
於是他開翻電話簿，
隨便找一個姓林的電話號碼，
便撥了電話過去，
電話接通爸爸按擴音鍵讓小新聽清楚

爸爸 :「請問史特龍在嗎?」
對方 : 「你打錯了!」
爸爸:「少來了，史特龍在嗎 ?」
對方 : 「跟你說你打錯了 !」
說著就把電話掛了。

之後，爸爸立刻又打電話過去-
爸爸 :「請問史特龍在嗎? 」
對方 :「誰啦!你打錯了。」
爸爸 : 「請問史特龍在嗎?」
對方:「媽的，神經病。」
又把電話掛了。

爸爸馬上又撥了一通
爸爸:「請問史特龍在嗎 ?」
對方 : 「你到底是誰 ?少無聊了 !」
爸爸 :「我是布魯斯威利，
我要找史特龍」
對方 :「白癡啊，
我還阿諾史瓦辛格咧 !你去死好了!」
說完，就把電話甩上。

爸爸告訴小新:「這就是生氣。
接下來，讓你看看，什麼叫憤怒吧!」

爸爸又撥一通電話過去
爸爸 : 「請問史特龍在嗎 ?」
對方:「你欠扁是不是 ?
要找史特龍打去美國啦!媽的，
要是再打來，給我試試看」
說完就更用力的甩上電話。
爸爸告訴小新:
「這就憤怒。接下來，讓你看看什麼叫抓狂吧 !」

接著，爸爸又撥了一通電話，
這次隔了一段時間才有人接，
電話一接通
對方:「他媽的! 去你老母」
正當他破口大罵的同時
爸爸:「請問，是林公館嗎?」
對方 :「喔，真是很抱歉 !
因為剛有人惡作劇，我不是故意要罵你的」
爸爸 :「沒關係，請問史特龍在嗎?」
對方 :「哇!你娘卡好」
這次沒等他罵完，爸爸就把電話掛了。
「這就是抓狂」爸爸告訴小新：
「你懂了嗎 ?」

「嗯! 」小新點點頭 :
「但-什麼是【哭笑不得】呢 ? 」
爸爸笑了笑，又打了同一個號碼
，對方快速接起電話
對方: 「喂! 你是他媽的存心要找麻煩嗎 ?
爸爸: 「我是史特龍，請問剛剛有沒有電話找我....... 」

阿母的信...看完我差點笑死了

主題: 阿母的信

親愛的兒子：

我這封信寫得很慢　因為我知道你看字不快
(寫得慢跟人家看得快不快有什麼關係...)

我們已經搬家了，不過地址沒改，因為搬家順便把門牌帶來了。
(天阿, 妳太天才了吧,誰知道您搬到哪呀-_-b)

這禮拜下了二次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天
(那不是等於一個禮拜都在下雨嗎...)

昨天我們去買披薩店員問說：請問要切成8 片還是12片？
妳勤儉的外婆說：切成8片好了，切成12片恐怕吃不完！
(大小不都一樣...)

那間店披薩還不錯，改天我們全家再一起去街口的餐館吃牛排
(披薩店不錯跟去吃牛排有什麼關係@ @??)

還有你阿姨說你要我寄去的那件外套，因為郵寄時會超重，所以我們把釦子剪下來放在那件外套的口袋裡。
(這樣會比較輕嗎?...)

你姊姊今天早上生了，因為我還不知道到底是男的或女的，所以我不曉得
你要當阿姨還是舅舅。 (有男的阿姨嗎-_-b)

媽媽最近沒什麼事，我會再寫信給你。

ps.我們本來要寄錢給你,但是信封已經黏好了, 所以
就算了.
(信封黏好了?那你最後一段怎麼寫上的阿 =__=b)

旅遊了 28 國才知道的

1.到了中國，才知道只生一個孩子好。

2.到了臺灣，才知道罵祖宗還可以面帶微笑。

3.到了香港，才知道明星都戴著口罩。

4..到了日本，才知道死不認帳的人有時候還會很有禮貌。

5.到了韓國，才知道亞洲足球使上帝都差點瘋掉。

6.到了泰國，才知道看見漂亮妹妹先別慌著擁抱。

7.到了新加坡，才知道為什麼四面都是水，還向別人要。

8.到了印度，才知道多貴重的人都得給牛讓道。

9.到了印尼，才知道為什麼華人夜裏睡不著覺。

10.到了阿拉伯，才知道做男人是多麼的驕傲。

11.到了法國，才知道被人調戲還會很有情調。

12.到了西班牙，才知道被牛拱到天上還可以哈哈大笑。

13.到了南斯拉夫，才知道為什麼有人不願回到祖國的懷抱。

14.到了奧地利，才知道是個乞丐都能彈上一支小調。

15.到了瑞士，才知道開個銀行帳戶沒有十萬會被人恥笑。

16.到了丹麥，才知道寫個童話其實可以不打草稿。

17.到了義大利，才知道天天吃比薩臉上都可以不長膿包。

18.到了希臘，才知道迷人的地方其實都是破廟。

19.到了梵蒂岡，才知道在其境內任何地方開槍都可以打著羅馬的鳥。

20..到了美國，才知道不管是誰，亂嚷嚷都會中炮。

21.到了加拿大，才知道面積比中國還大的地方，人比北京還少。

22.到了巴拿馬，才知道一條河也代表了主權的重要。

23.到了巴西，才知道衣服穿得很少也用不著害臊。

24.到了智利，才知道火車在境內拐個彎也很難辦到。

25..到了阿根廷，才知道不懂足球會讓人暈倒。

26.到了南非，才知道隨時會被愛滋吻到。

27.到了撒哈拉，才知道節約用水的重要。

28.走遍非洲，才知道人吃人有時候也是一種需要...。

extra
到了马来西亚，才知道牵手也会接传票！

Cikgu BM

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)





環球小姐機智問答‏

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立.......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms India: Because it works day and night.......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞'做'。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like
Protoncar.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton
牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before
the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping..
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)



Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan like Chen Shui
Bian....
台灣小姐：台灣的男性器官像陳水扁....

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Taiwan: forcibly getting things going on although knowing it can't do it
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
(鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)








There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

你笑了吗？

busy Saturday

2008-12-27T13:30:00.032+08:00

Happy birhtday to you~
happy bithday to you
happy bithday happy birthday~~
happy bithday to you~~!!!! >.<

me n Ginny
the only photo I have
this suipo keep all our photo
say mail me wo
I slow slow wait only

*before
"stop!! wait me take away my bag first!!"
tulah
tak sabar sabar mao take pic with me

Saturday,
normally is a busy day for me
8.30am class
definitely I'll feel sleepy in the class
but still force to pretend awake
then yell at the students
"don't fall sleep oi!!"
then I curi curi yawn behind XD

class until 11.30am
can take a nap in between
then 5pm class again -.-"

finish class at 7pm
then 8.30pm class again
so for those who date me on Saturday
sure kena reject always
Sin larrr

dunno which line sot liao
I promised Bear Bear
be a vegetarian haha
well can I do that?

my mom told me
tonight cook white chop chicken
then I say no meat for me thankiu
then..
she laugh lorr.. -.-
because I really love to eat chicken
zzz
well I'll try!
hohoho
no KFC!
no Chicken rice!
no dim sum!
no tin gai!
no fish!
no pork!
no!
no!
no~~~

how many days I can hold?
I also wonder
let's make a bet
suddenlly I think of what you said again..
I'm easilly get influence

tonight is my last night with Jia Chen
I guess will he cry?
since he said he no feeling if I resign
hmmp!
but sure I try to make him cry tonight wakaka
......
maybe the one who cry is me?
most of the time I feel like want hug you and kiss you
just I'm not allow to do so
later your parent sue me big pot!
you are so cute!!

the way you act..
when you are sneezing..
when you ask me.. "dui dui??" *correct or not
when you cry because I scold you
when you hold my hand
when you say don't want let me go
when you ask me tell you a story again
when you laugh with me

when I rub your hair
when I try to hug you but give up
when I keep hold your small hand
when I tell you I'm leaving soon..

when you tell me..
I'm so 'colour'
when I'm touching you..

the only photo I take for you in school
you were so scared of me that time
because I use to can your ass
who ask you like to stand huh
after that only I understand
you too short~~

when I just taught you
you always no do my homework that time!!
atleast now you are better..

when I just dye my hair
wish that you will be the first take photo with me

when your teeth broke
so funny everytime I look at your mouth XD

looking better
your teeth

your new born teeth

I know you are trying to act cool
but so dirty you know?
for how many time I told you??

the latest photo we had..
wish that this wouldn't be the last

review..
you didn't cry
me too..

健名。。

2008-12-24T15:09:00.013+08:00

陈健名
很可爱吧？
Keith Keith 常常问我
为什么那么喜欢健名他拍照

我总是毫不留情的回答
“因为你不可爱！”

健名
读书不聪明
体育更别说了
我记得
第一次看到他的时候
他走路的姿势和别的小朋友都不同
一拐一拐的

那时候我教他体育
我总是不让他参与
因为我很怕他跌倒
因为他很辛苦才可以站起来

有一次我让小朋友们玩拔河
看到他可怜的站在旁边
我心软了
就让参与
他笑得很甜很甜

可是拔河毕竟是很粗鲁的游戏
他还是让其他同学推倒了
可是他不像平常一样大哭
只是委屈得哭了
他应该很羡慕其他同学可以放肆的玩吧？

我扶他到一边坐下
可是没一会儿
美琪竟然和我说健名流血了
我吓呆了
那时候我真得很害怕
万一他再也不能走了怎么办？
我只好抱着他
带着全班立刻回班
因为他的脚受过伤
我真得很怕因为我一时的错误决定害到他一辈子

后来他爸爸和我说
他的脚没事
我才安心多了
你呀。。真是让我又爱又恨

英语辅导班
本来我只是教他英语
最后他连我的国语辅导班也参与了

他的英语
从第一次的考试拿 5 分
到第二次的考试拿 43 分
我可沾沾自喜一下吗？
哈~

乖笑一个

笑开心一点

好了
哭给我看

再笑给我看

带着一班小瓜去吃东西
往往我都是那个没吃饱的人

其实有时我觉得你是蛮帅的

补习补到一半

我都快闷到睡着了

因为你写字真的很慢

这才叫真正的可爱
知道吗？
是不用装出来
发自内心
纯真

没有牙齿
不是我贪吃糖果
是因为我的牙齿长不出来。。

我还是有一些牙齿的

被逼摆出的 pose

忽然发现到
原来我拍了很多很多
健名的照片
可是
也忽然发现到
我连一张和他的合照都没有
好可惜

应该在和你分开的那一天拍多几张的
还有机会吗？
对不起
最后还是放弃了你
我以为
我真的可以教到你的
可是到最后
还是看不到你有进步
我失败了
你还好吗？

我好喜欢欺负你
你知道吗？
哈哈
我是一个坏心肠的老师
而你却会给我看到
很多很多让我大笑的表情
好喜欢
好喜欢你。。

Rainbow Tears

再见， see, if we care

突然

童言童语 part 3

desperate for rest

T_____T

够了喔~

scream~

late

so funny haha

老师唔易做

童言童语 part 2

泼妇

胖到我不想承认

童言童语

学会喜欢

我想睡

生日快乐

back from pangkor

噩梦

猪头！！！

幸福點名の问卷

垂死挣扎-ing

吐

树 风 叶子

final exam

speechless Math

happy birthday dear Nicol

fail again..

I'm back XD

><"""

cute yer

bye dear Kelissa

shall I

all the best

green mood

will be ok..

appreciate

stay with me

大便论

no meat=no healthy?

teacher vs student

i'll bring you home soon..

你听见我了吗？

my wish.....

喜欢 就要争取！！

ponteng

bad girl bad habit

心情不好的时候

busy Saturday

健名 。。

树风叶子

喜欢就要争取！！

健名。。